A few weeks ago, Kim Kardashian almost broke the Internet by showing the world all of her bits and pieces. There were nekkid booties everywhere. Right away the Internet channeled its snark into hilarious memes and hashtags including: "Things that look like Kim Kardashian's bum. Many years ago, while still full of life, my boobs raised eyebrows. Now they are flat like pancakes.
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A few weeks ago Kim Kardashian almost broke the internet by showing the world all of her bits and pieces. There were nekkid booties everywhere. In the meantime a completely modest photo of me breastfeeding was reported on Facebook for being nudity…for the second time! Many years ago while still full of life my boobs raised eyebrows. Now they are flat like pancakes. Keep a careful eye out for the puns. Kinda like my boobs. If only they were still round like pancakes. I once was a tart with an ample rack of cupcakes but carrying two babies past their due dates and nursing for 3 years was a recipe for boobs that resemble rolled out bread dough. Formerly busting out of sweaters my boobs have now burst like overfilled water balloons.
Does this sum it up?! Mine are really big and painful and have visible veins. Every time I walk they are swooshing around like I'm the filipino Dolly Parton and I feel self conscious. It helps a little. It looks odd when I am out and about though Tube sock boobs 4 life.